Requests - Bigger
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stillthekeyOriginal Request: ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
thinveneer
Fandom/Universe: Phantom of the Opera/Moulan Rouge
Pairing: Erik/Christian
Rating: MATURE
Prompt: Christian & t3h Phant0m have a lover's tiff about who's cock is the biggest
request filled bysquirrel_tamer
Title: Bigger
Fandom/Universe: Phantom of the Opera/Moulan Rouge
Pairing/Character(s): ErikxChristian
Rating: Mature...ish (again)
Christian sighed. His lover slept beside him delicately and prettily and oh so wonderfully. His guy was a perfect specimen of man. Muscles, stunning facial features(at least the part not covered by the mask...the part under the mask?...not so stunning) and to top it all off.
Quite a large cock.
Christian sighed again. Louder this time.
Erik snored gently.
Christian narrowed his eyes and sighed again. Even louder.
Erik rolled onto his side.
Christian was glaring at his lover now and in a spurt of anger leaned over and - right by Erik’s ear - sighed the loudest yet.
“Whazzat?” Erik said bolting upwards, narrowly avoiding knocking Christian over.
“I was just feeling a little sad. I mean...Oh Erik...Its just not fair!” Christian pouted.
Erik groaned and wished with every fiber of his being that Christian would shut up for just a little bit and let him get his well deserved rest. Didn’t Christian realize the meaning of “Fuck buddies?”
You fucked like rabbits.
That was it.
It did not involve comforting one another.
“What is it this time?” Erik said rubbing his forehead.
“Your penis!”
“What?!” Erik screeched pulling aside the covers and checking this very valuable piece of anatomy. Nothing seemed wrong. “What did you do?” Erik demanded.
“No, its fine! In fact its better than fine! Its...its...PERFECT!” Christian began to cry softly. “Its so much bigger than mine! It makes me feel inadequate.”
Oh for Christ’s sake, Erik thought angrily.
“Christian, your dick is totally bigger than mine, so just stop being a prick and get back to sleep.”
“No! You’re cock is huge! I can’t sleep with you anymore...I feel inferior!”
“Christian,” Erik said gently, rubbing a hand along Christian’s thigh. “you’re dick is huge. Giant. Humongous. Mine is nothing compared to yours. I bow down to the awesome power that is your penis. Its so much bigger than mine will ever be.”
“You’re right! Mine is huge compared to yours! Haha! Don’t sweat it though, we can’t all be hung like a horse. And your’s isn’t...that small.” And with that Christian pecked his Erik on the cheek and lay down in their love nest.
“Buh...Wait a minute!”
thinveneerFandom/Universe: Phantom of the Opera/Moulan Rouge
Pairing: Erik/Christian
Rating: MATURE
Prompt: Christian & t3h Phant0m have a lover's tiff about who's cock is the biggest
request filled by
squirrel_tamerTitle: Bigger
Fandom/Universe: Phantom of the Opera/Moulan Rouge
Pairing/Character(s): ErikxChristian
Rating: Mature...ish (again)
Christian sighed. His lover slept beside him delicately and prettily and oh so wonderfully. His guy was a perfect specimen of man. Muscles, stunning facial features(at least the part not covered by the mask...the part under the mask?...not so stunning) and to top it all off.
Quite a large cock.
Christian sighed again. Louder this time.
Erik snored gently.
Christian narrowed his eyes and sighed again. Even louder.
Erik rolled onto his side.
Christian was glaring at his lover now and in a spurt of anger leaned over and - right by Erik’s ear - sighed the loudest yet.
“Whazzat?” Erik said bolting upwards, narrowly avoiding knocking Christian over.
“I was just feeling a little sad. I mean...Oh Erik...Its just not fair!” Christian pouted.
Erik groaned and wished with every fiber of his being that Christian would shut up for just a little bit and let him get his well deserved rest. Didn’t Christian realize the meaning of “Fuck buddies?”
You fucked like rabbits.
That was it.
It did not involve comforting one another.
“What is it this time?” Erik said rubbing his forehead.
“Your penis!”
“What?!” Erik screeched pulling aside the covers and checking this very valuable piece of anatomy. Nothing seemed wrong. “What did you do?” Erik demanded.
“No, its fine! In fact its better than fine! Its...its...PERFECT!” Christian began to cry softly. “Its so much bigger than mine! It makes me feel inadequate.”
Oh for Christ’s sake, Erik thought angrily.
“Christian, your dick is totally bigger than mine, so just stop being a prick and get back to sleep.”
“No! You’re cock is huge! I can’t sleep with you anymore...I feel inferior!”
“Christian,” Erik said gently, rubbing a hand along Christian’s thigh. “you’re dick is huge. Giant. Humongous. Mine is nothing compared to yours. I bow down to the awesome power that is your penis. Its so much bigger than mine will ever be.”
“You’re right! Mine is huge compared to yours! Haha! Don’t sweat it though, we can’t all be hung like a horse. And your’s isn’t...that small.” And with that Christian pecked his Erik on the cheek and lay down in their love nest.
“Buh...Wait a minute!”
